Hold the Cheese, Please!
On our way to church last week, we stopped behind a car with this bumper-sticker: God recycles. He made man out of the dust. Really? That’s our witness? A cheesy idiom that will win over the...
View ArticleIsn’t that Nice?
Have you heard this one: It’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice? It sounds like a good adage. I always find myself training my children in the art of niceness. It’s, “be...
View ArticleWho’s the One Dying?
The other day, I drove past a horrible church sign. In big, black letters it read: BE AN ORGAN DONOR, GIVE JESUS YOUR HEART. It made me sad. First of all, organ donors have something good to give to...
View ArticleDoes God Need Mothers?
So I was on my way to my Tuesday morning Bible study this week with a lot on my mind. Lately, I feel like I’ve been waking up in the morning to a new game show wondering, “What obstacles are going to...
View Articleigod?
There seems to be an epidemic going around. Lately it seems that if I’m running out of writing material, all I have to do is go for a ride. Inevitably, I am appalled at yet another bad church sign. And...
View ArticleHere’s Your Sign
Well it happened again. There I was, innocently driving my car, only to come face to face with another bad church sign. Here is what the latest offender said: “Pray” is a four-letter word that you...
View ArticleOur Living Resume*
I’ve been giving bad church signs a hard time lately—as I should. There’s a huge part of me that wants to march into some of these churches and talk with who is responsible. You know, ask them a few...
View Article“Long Hair Freaky People Need Not Apply”*
Some church signs seem to have become equivalent to the placard signs homeowners proudly stake in their front yards, or the bumper stickers that accessorize motor vehicles with philosophical...
View ArticleReally?
There is actually a church with a sign similar to this in my town. Except it’s worse. It says, “Apply Sonscreen to prevent sinburn.” I don’t think there is any commentary needed. Simply look at the...
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